One day I'll be famous for nothing

Apr 24
leatherjacketsandwands:

birdturdnerd:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

its only 2014

leatherjacketsandwands:

birdturdnerd:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

its only 2014

Apr 24
Apr 23

heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

image

Apr 23
madnessisgeniusinsanityisbeauty:

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally


Somebody, let’s do this. Omfg

madnessisgeniusinsanityisbeauty:

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

Somebody, let’s do this. Omfg

Apr 23
necrolesbo:

odbic:



IM SO DEAD.


there is some real inception shit happening here


there’s no way this is an accident

The tumblr staff are watching and laughing

necrolesbo:

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

image

there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

The tumblr staff are watching and laughing

Apr 23
Apr 23
Apr 23

hobbitkaiju:

this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see

Apr 23
ghost-b-o-y:


sunset on mars by the spirit rover 2005

do you understand this IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING PLANET HOLY SHIT YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER OUT THERE

ghost-b-o-y:

sunset on mars by the spirit rover 2005

do you understand this IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING PLANET HOLY SHIT YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER OUT THERE

Apr 23

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