One day I'll be famous for nothing

Apr 18
aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:


COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

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Apr 18
susemoji:

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.


I hate this website

susemoji:

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

I hate this website

Apr 17

quote When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.

— A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via firelorddahlia)
Apr 17
tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

Apr 17

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

Apr 17

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

Apr 17

husssel:

ok this is my favorite picture of kanye ever

Apr 17

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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Apr 17

terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

Apr 17

actionables:

finding amazing gifs that you have no place to use like

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it’s a metaphor, see